How can you tell if someone is getting old?

How can you tell if someone is getting old?

Take Gandalf, for instance. He’s wise, a little slow, grey, has a cane, and no discernible fashion sense. We just naturally assume that once age finally got its grip around our throats, we’d know right off the bat.

Are there signs that old age is coming?

Age isn’t coming for you, it’s already here. While you’ve been waiting for the signs to show up, old age snuck up behind you like the sneaky little b*tch that it is. It possesses you like some demon in a crappy horror movie, and basically repurposing your entire existence.

How do you know if you are 70 years old?

You Know You Are Old When… You know you are 70 when you have a hard time locating the keys in your pocket and finding your cell phone when it rings, but you can find the snooze button from four feet away with your eyes closed. You know you are old when the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling when your birthday candles are lit.

How to tell if you are officially old-BuzzFeed?

If you’ve ever had a cake with the foil… 14. If you know what this artifact is… 15. If you know what this is used for… 16. If you know exactly what store this is from… 17. If you’ve ever performed a little shoe surgery… 18. If you know full well that these are not medieval torture devices… 19.

Take Gandalf, for instance. He’s wise, a little slow, grey, has a cane, and no discernible fashion sense. We just naturally assume that once age finally got its grip around our throats, we’d know right off the bat.

Age isn’t coming for you, it’s already here. While you’ve been waiting for the signs to show up, old age snuck up behind you like the sneaky little b*tch that it is. It possesses you like some demon in a crappy horror movie, and basically repurposing your entire existence.

You Know You Are Old When… You know you are 70 when you have a hard time locating the keys in your pocket and finding your cell phone when it rings, but you can find the snooze button from four feet away with your eyes closed. You know you are old when the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling when your birthday candles are lit.

If you’ve ever had a cake with the foil… 14. If you know what this artifact is… 15. If you know what this is used for… 16. If you know exactly what store this is from… 17. If you’ve ever performed a little shoe surgery… 18. If you know full well that these are not medieval torture devices… 19.